He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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