sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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