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just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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