It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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