I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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