did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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