at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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