I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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