Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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