My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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