Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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