those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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