Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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