Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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