Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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