perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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