After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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