thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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