I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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