how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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