I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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