David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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