Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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