Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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