is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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