so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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