Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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