How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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