remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
