i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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