ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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