You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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