i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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