You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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