Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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