Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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