You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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