Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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