After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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