never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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