There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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