if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I could make wine with my vomit
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
she pinky promised me she was 18
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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