He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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