You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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