is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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