Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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