Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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