I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize
