she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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