I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
