you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
