Fuck appropriateness.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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