the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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