U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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